Stress Blasters

Blonde Jokes

Since I’m a Blonde, I thought we would put these in our preview issue. Enjoy!!

Two Blondes were driving to Disneyland when they saw a sign that read,

“Disneyland Left”, so they turned around and went home.

Why do Blondes write TGIF on their shoes? So they remember Toe Goes In First!

Why did the Blonde stare at the carton of Orange Juice? It said ‘concentrate’

How can you tell if a Blonde has just been using a computer? There’s white-out on the screen!

Why did 18 Blondes go to the movies together? They heard under 17 weren’t admitted!

Why was the Blonde so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in only 2 months?

The box said 3 to 10 years.

Why is it good to have a Blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.

Why should Blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.

How many Blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? What’s a lightbulb?